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need i say more…..

Stressedcat

Hey…..

Hey jou sexy ding,  
    kap ‘n smile, break a leg,  
    skiet ‘n tiet, drink ‘n dop,
     lag vir  jou eie gat, want hoekom..

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                           Dis NAWEEK !!!!!

Soek die 9……

Okay so een van ons local radio stasies het n kompetisie gelaunch…..hulle is Radio Wave 96.7fm – toe raak hulle 9 by accident weg……hulle vra toe die publiek om te help…..was dit nou n storie gewees…elke oggend vroeg gee hulle n clue oor die 9 – of jammer die 9 stuur n clue na die radiostasie toe – dit was omtrent pret en damn moeilik – want Windhoek is redelik groot – die 9 was 20cm en swart en op n permanente plek……die was die tipe clues wat elke dag gestuur was:

11.) I only just found out just HOW worried everyone
is about me!! I heard that not only has NEO PAINTS
put up a reward of N$ 9000, they’ve also added in an
additional N$ 999 paint voucher…Seems I’m a wanted
number 🙂 …. I’ve also noticed these tall black objects
with changing lights…red, orange and green…at least
they’re keeping me entertained!
6th August 2009

 10.) Every day I can hear the planes flying overhead
…It’s like they never stop! I don’t know where they are
going, but they seem pretty low!!!
5th August 2009

9.) Apparently I’m being found here and there and
EVERYWHERE…BUT im STILL stuck…I have these
strong paint fumes coming my way today…
4th August 2009

8.) This weekend seemed busy…ok…so I’ve managed
to wriggle a bit more…I can see that there is a
bridge in the distance…what else????…hmmmm…
3rd August 2009

7.) Wish I could have been at the expo with the
rest of the crew! I thought that maybe Neo Paints
reward for my safe return would have seen me home
by now… I see a lot of movement AND A LOT of cars…
I must be close to some big highway…
31st July 2009

6.) So, I’ve heard that some of you have been
phoning into my home and claiming you’ve found me…
BUT alas, I am STILL here…I am STILL stuck…
To make things a bit easier, I’m about 20 cm
in size, black, and, well…as most of you have
figured by now… I look like a 9… AND if you
DO find me, please remove me and take me back
to my home…
30th July 2009

5) Help, help, help Windhoek…. I have managed to turn
just a little….and can see a couple of buildings, some
more trees and what looks like a green and orange sign!
29th July 2009

4.)I am trying to see what’s around me to help you get
to me… I miss my 6.7, they have been part of me so
long now. Right now all I can see is a rather SORRY
looking tree. Hmm, I need to see if I can somehow
maneuver myself to get a better view.
28t July 2009

3.) Gosh the wind was cold this weekend…I heard that
Neo Paints have offered a N$9000 reward for me…hope
that gets you all out looking for me before I freeze up a
nd cannot help you find me. I know I am outdoors.
I watch you every day!
27th July 2009

2.) “Last night was lousy. The wind on my back got
very unpleasant. And now I’m watching you all on
your commute to work. Hope you’ve started
looking for me Windhoek!?
24th July 20009

1.) “Hi all..ok..so you’ve finally realised I’m missing…it
took you a while…long story short – our birthday party
got a bit out of hand…and next thing I know, I wake up
and I’m lodged in some strange place…i’m STUCK, I cant
move and I don’t know where i am!!! All I have is my
surroundings to guide you to me….It’s up to you Windhoek
to find me and return me back to my home…and as I heard,
there is a N$ 9000 reward for whoever does so!!!
So to start you off, just to make things clear…I am not a part
of anyone’s property (eg: house or building numbers)..so please
don’t vandalize in order to return me.. You also need to know
that because I am stuck, I will not be moving around from
day to day – I will remain in the same place until I am found!!!!!!!
All you need to do is stay tuned daily for my clues…
Much love, the MISSING 9”
23rd July 2009

En hier vanoggend kry iemand die 9 en dit op n spot waar ek elke liewe dag verby ry en ons het self nou die aand loop soek en ons moes net n entjie verder gesoek het – ons was n paar meter weg van die nege af……..

 Maar dit was n baie leke kompetisie – die mense het in bome opgeklim,in die nagte gesoek met flitse en heel mal gegaan oor die 9…….

Wel atleast het iemand n baie lekker vrydag met n hele 9000 rand in die hand……

Hoop hulle launch gou weer so lekker kompetisie.

Thanks Wave

Die wat belangstel kan bietjie die website gaan besoek – hulle gaan later fotos oplaai www.radiowave.com.na

Lekker naweek!!!

 

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I’m already visualizing the duct

tape over your mouth……..

New Addiction….

Goeiemiddag blogger-vriende….

Ja I know it’s been a while – biekie dol gegaan die kant ek is alweer oppad hospitaal toe – knie operasie – klink nie te groot nie – iets van n skeur in my linker knie se een kraakbeen….

Ek is vasgevang met my neus in n sekere boek of kom ons sê ek trek by boek 2 – nog twee om te gaan en ek is jammer maar ek is lees every waking moment…movie een nou al 8 keer gekyk en wag in spanning vir movie 2 wat in November vrygestel word……..

JA EK IS NOU AMPTELIK N HUGE HUGE HUGE FAN………

(kanie help nie dis net super amazing – …..dit beat tot vir Romeo en Juliet – ja jy’t my reg gehoor-ek kry net nie genoeg nie )

Ek meen wat sal jy maak as n man vir jou sê “your like a drug to me.your like my own brand of heroin”

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P.S Ek was in Etosha biekie – Fotos to follow shortly.

Pit julle uit en skop hoog!!!!!!

Tjortsies

Vandag

“Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, Only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, Only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence.” Henry Wordsworth Longfellow

Beautiful verby….

PeRfEk….

 

 

Dit behoort vir jou genoeg te sê…..

I’m outta here!!!!!

Awesomeness…….

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Gullible ek……

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So gullible soos wat ek is – het my baas my gister weereens vir n treffer prank gevang…. Hy kom ewe onskuldig hier in en se vir my lana jy het mos ander keer n tazz gesoek – en hy vertel my van die tazz wat hy die naweek by die motorskou gesien het en sê vir my om die volgende nommer te bel………

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Die ou se naam is blykbaar frank of iemand en hy wil die kar verkoop,hy is van suid-afrika en roam op die oomblik – want ek wonder toe mos nou oor die SA nommer. En so vertel my baas net vir my hoe awesome is die tazz en blah blah blah….. Tipies ek kan mos weer nie my nuuskierigheid beteul nie en bel die nommer…..dit lui en n man tel op……… Bel gou die nommer dan hoor jy……. Typical ek glo toe die besigheid as jy gebel het sal jy verstaan wat ek bedoel – dis klassiek…ek heel verslae vertel almal in die kantoor van die petalje op die foon…..

En as usual breek hulle, hulle self……

Maar wag ek het die nommer gesave en sal hom wel een of ander tyd gebruik…

Whahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tjorts tot volgende keer. xxxxxx

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